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Nepalese Watter Buffalo Horn

2010-09-25T01:08:00.000-07:00

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English Funny Sayariesss

2007-08-06T00:28:00.000-07:00

Internet Dating
One good thing about internet dating: you're guaranteed to click with whomever you meet.

Being Affectionate
My girlfriend told me, I should be more Affectionate, so i got two more Girlfriends

Alarm Clock
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

Love Thy Neighbor
LOVE THY NEIGHBOR .... BUT DON'T GET CAUGHT !!!

Nobody
Im Nobody, and Nobody is perfect...therefore im PERFECT ;-)

I Am The Boss
I am the Boss in this House and I have my wife's permission to say so.

Blonde Twins
Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?
A: Double-dumb

Obituaries
Q: Where do you look for blonde's obituaries?
A: Under "Home Improvements"

If You Need
If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

Secret
In my search for the truth, I had become a lie. Perhaps some secret should remain secret.

Pessimists
Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back

Minds Like Parachute
Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open

Reliance
Don"t marry an AIRTEL woman they say "touch tomorrow"
Don"t marry a BSNL woman thay have "connection all over india"
Don"t marry a HUTCH woman bcoze "where ever u go their network follows"
Don"t marry an IDEA woman bcoze "an idea can change her life"
So marry an RELIANCE woman bcoze "u buy one & get another free"

Payment
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want

God Made...
God made worms and God made faggots, God made U a STUPID Faggot

Y?
Y a man carryz his wife's photo in d wallet?
COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i
can handle anything!

It's Funny
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

Revenge
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her

Secret of Marriage
The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.

I Love UUU
I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !

Ur Mmmaster piece Brain!
Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves- the left & the right. The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.

You!!!
You = cute ; You = hot ; You = sweet ; You = intelligent ; You = amazing ; You = perfect ; Me = liar

You Have Been...
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been........... a headache !

At The End
There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

Dream makes
Dream makes all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful, Smile makes all the above work possible. So, always BRUSH YOUR TEETH !

Astrology
A frog telephoned an astrologer and was told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you."
The frog said, "That's great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," said the astrologer, "Next term -- in her biology class

Heaven
Heaven is when U have a German car,
American salary,
Chinese food & Indian wife.
Hell is when car is Chinese,
food is German,
wife is American and salary Indian.!!!

Wanna see u
Hi am trying to see u. i want to meet u. i want to talk to u seriously. but
wat to do? this stupid gatekeeper is asking me ticket to enter the zoo.

911
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche

Death is the...
Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last!

Thats enough about me
Those innocent eyes
Those kissable lips
A great smile
Da perfect walk
Smoothest talk
Absolutely gorgeous
Thats enough about me
How r u?

4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN
4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN
1)dogs obey wen u shout @ dem
2)dogs dont shop
3)u can giv away ur dogs children
4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!

More Like Me
U're Attractive
Gorgeous
Sexy
Intelligent
Smart
Charming
Sophisticated
Fit
Kind & Generous
In fact you're
becoming more like
me everyday!

Drunk
Im not under d affluence of alcohol as some tinkle peep. I'm not half as hunk as u drink. I fool so feeblish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get.

The World Needs You
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty. so the world needs YOU after all!

Ugly
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY
try again
again
maybe you are
just not sexy?
one more time
hey don't force it ugly!!!

How do you like your eggs?
How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?

Men & Mobiles
Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

A woman's period
What is similar to a woman's period?
Ur salary - coz it comes once a month, last about 5 to 6 day and if it doesn't come it means u r in deep trouble.

Whilst Driving
Do u ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than u is an idiot and everyone driving faster than u is a maniac?

Wife's Birthday
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

The Moon
I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I'd rather look at the moon again..

Office Excuse
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

My Wife
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you really messed up my life...

Roses r red...
Roses r red, violets r blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are u.
But da roses r wilting, da violets r dead, da sugar bowl's empty and so is ur head!

Tuck Me In Bed
If I told you that you remind me of my mom, would you tuck me in bed tonight?

Nintendo
I'm sweet like sugar, soft like suede, but unlike Nintendo, I never get played.

Chinese
Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is Chinese.

Phillips
Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.

Tigger
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!

Elephant & the naked man
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing

Dog
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog

Longest Sentence
The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

FLATTERED?
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are
blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.

OTHERS
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?

One-liners
Why are all the dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men will understand them.

Hindi SMS & shayari

2007-08-03T03:19:00.000-07:00

Kiss
Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting PeopleKiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga.

Paap
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun,isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

Phulon Se Khoobsurat
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.Sagar se gahara koi nahi.Ab aapki kya tarif karu...Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi!

Yaad Karta Hain Aapko
YAAD KARTA HAIN AAPKO TANHAI MEINDIL DOOBA HAIN GAMO KI GEHRAI MEIN,HAMEIN MAT DHOONDHO DUNIYA KI BHID MEIN, HUM TO MILLENGE AAPKO AAPKI PARCHHAI MEIN

Dard Dil
Dil Dard Karta Hain Jis Ki Duwa Tum Ho, Agar Qiyamat Ka Daar Na Hota, Toh Keh Dehteh Khuda Tum Ho.

Think
Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the,Woh kya soch rahe honge?THINK ????"SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI??"

Good Speech
A good speech should b like a women's skirt... Long enough to cover the subject, And short enough to create interest.

kam ho?
Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho. Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

Gumm
Gamo mai bhi muskurana chahta hu mein, tumhe bhulake ek nayi duniya basana chata hu mein, magar na jane kyo nikal ate hai ashoo, jab bhi tumhe bhulana chahta hu mein!

Sham
Koi sham aati hai aapki yaad lekar,Koi sham jati hai aapki yaad dekar,Hamein to us sham ka intezar hai,Jo aaye aapko saath lekar.

Mat Karo Aisa Vada
Mat karo aisa vada, jise tum nibha naa sako, Mat Chaaho us ko, jeese tum paa naa sako, Pyar bhi kaha.n keesee ka poora hota hai, Pyar ka pahela akshar hi adhoora hota hai.

Chand
Maine pucha chand se ki kahin dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin...Chand ne kaha ...Ullu ke pathe..itni upar se dikhta hai kya koi???

Ek Ghalti
Ek ghalti ne kiya humen barbad, kaise karen hum ye faryaad. Os ne sadyon ki judaye di humen, ab kaise karen zindagi ko abaad. Wo janta hain ke hum ose karte hain pyar, pher bhi kartha hain wo inkaar, is pyar ne rolaya humen itna, ke chahenge na kise ko is ke baad.

Gairo se.....
Gairo se karoge pyar to apno ka kya hoga, apne dil meh saje hasin um armaano ka kya hoga, jaogay hum se door aue karogay bewafai to mere dil pe ho thir chalengay un zhakmo ka kya hoga?

Yaad..
Raat itni haseen hai ke sab geheri neend mein hai, hum hi woh badnaseeb hai, jo tumhari yaad mein jal rahe hai.

To aur kya karte
Pyar tumse na karte, To aur kya karte, Jaan tumaare naam na karte, To aur kya karte, Tum zindagi ho hamaari, Tumpe na marte, To aur kya karte.

For My Jaanu
Subah ki pehli kiran ho tum, Mere chaman ka pehla phool ho tum, Yu hi khilti rehna hamesha mere chaman mein, Meri zindagi ko roshan karna aapni muskurahat se tum.

Haseen!
Na tum ithne haseen hote, na hum tum par fida hote na tum rothe na hum rothe na yeh do dil judaa hote.

Haseen
Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye,JubaaN kholu to tera he naam aaye,Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum, Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tmaam aaye.

KAFN
NA DAALO KAFN MERE CHEHRE PAR,MUJHE AADAT HAI MUSKURANE KI, NA DAFNAON MERI LASH KO, MUJHE UMMEED HAIN UNKE AANE KI

Chahat
Teri chahat hai pehli tamanna meriTere dam se hai saathi ye duniya meriTujhe pakar hai puri hui hasratein Teri saanso se chalti hai saanse meri

Aankho mein tasveer
Aankho mein teri tasveer hai, jubaa par tera naam hai, kya kare sanam hum to teri chahat mein badnaam hain..

Mera Chand
Chand ko garoor hai,key uskey paas bahut noor hai,mein kis par garoor karon,mera chand hi bahut door hai.

Saath
HUM NE KI KAL UNSE DIL KI BAAT, UNHONE DIKHAYA HUM KO KHALI HAATH, HAATH HI BAHOT HAI LE KAR AANE KE LIYE BAARAAT, HUME CHAHIYE JINGDI BHAR KE LIYE AAPKA SAATH!

Tumhare bina
Chandni raat ho,tum saath na ho, to dekhon jab bhi mein is chand ko, tumhara hi chehra dikhe mujhko.Chandni raat ho, tum mere saath ho, to chup jaaye yeh chaand kahin dekh tere chaand se chehre ko.

Yeh Dil
Dil ki har dhadkan mein tum hoDhadkanon ke beech jo Khamoshi hai Us Khamoshi mein bhi tum hoAkhir yeh Dil bhi to tumhara hi hai

Ishq..
Zindagi kisi ki Amanat nahi hoti,Amanat me kabhi khayanat nahi hoti,Dil ko sambhal ke rakhna DOST.....Ishq ki jail me kabhi zamant nahi hoti!

kitne door hai sapne?
KITNA BEBAS HAI INSAAN KISMAT KE AAGE,KITNE DOOR HAI SAPNE HAKIKAT KE AAGE,KOI RUKI HUI SI DHADKAN SE PUCHE, KITNA TADAPTA HAI YEH DIL MOHABBAT KE AAGE

Yeh Pyaar
Aasmaan aaj phir se roya hai,Naakaam Aashiqon ke haar mein ek aur moti piroya hai, Koi to bataaye kahan mera mehboob khoya hai, mohabbat ki kabr mein mera yeh pyaar soya hai.

Mohabbat..
Mahak mohabbat ki kum nahi hoti,Mohabbat jindgi se kum nahi hoti,Saath jindgi mein dosti ka agar ho,To jindgi jannat se kum nahi hoti.

Waise hi milte hai
Koun kehta hai hum tumse giila karte hai, jaise milte the waise hi mila karte hai, meri badnasibi pe maat jao e dost, kyunki phool aksar kanto mein khila karte hai.

Teri dosti ke liye..
100 bewafai kabul hai 1 wafai ke liye, 100 ansu kabul hai 1 hansi ke liye, Hum to ohtaz hai aapke pyar ke, 100 dushman kabul hai aapki dosti ke liye

Dil deke..
Dil deke tujhe humne ek baat to humne jane hai, kehta hai jese ulfat woh zahar ka pani hai.

Is din mein aap raha karte hai
Aap ka naam labon par nahin laate, par sharm bayan karti hai.chhupate hain jo baat jahan se, woh aankhen kaha karti hain. hamare dil ne hi hai thukraya hamein, kyuki is dil mein aap raha karte hain

Tujhe dekha tu jee gaye
Sadiyon se honton pe pyas thi aaj samunder dekha to pee gaye. Paida hote hee marne ki tamanna thipar tujhe dekha to jee gaye.

Kash is dil..
Kash is dil ke aawaz mein itna asar ho jaye, hum apko yaad karein, aur aapko khabar ho jaye, khuda se maangate hain ki aap jise bhi chaho, woh zindagi ki raah mein apka humsafar ho jaye.

Un se milne ko je chata hai
Un ki ankhoon main dubne ko jee chata hai, un se milne ko je chata hai, un ko apne pass betha ker, dil ka hal bata ne ko je chata hai. bohat din hoe who dikhai nahi deay humain, humain tu bass un ke didar ko jee chata hai, who hum se kal milay the a kais, khuda ke qasam ab marjane ko je chata hai.

Ai Ajnabi
Ai Ajnabi Teri Pehli NazarMera Dil Le GayiAgar Tu Dil De DeNaam Likh Doon Tere SanamTeri Kasam Meri Saasein Meri Baahein Deewane Hain

Maana Ke
Maana Ke...Kuch Log bhut Khass hotay hai,Kuch Log Dil ke bhut Pass Hotay haiLaykeen yeh bhi to sach haiDil todne vale bhi inhe may se ek hotay hii

Mehfil
Zindagi mein kabhi toh mujhe yaad karoge, Mehfil mein nahi toh tanhayee mein fariyaad karoge, Humsa na mila na milega aur koi, Tub aapni kismat pe naaz karoge.

Chahat...
Aankh wo chahat jis mein dil ki zubaan hoti hain, Sachi chahat to bejuban hoti hain, Pyar main dard mila To ghabrana kaisa, Dard se chahat aur jawaa hoti hai.

Pyar karoge to..
Pyar karoge to dil tootega, na karo to daman chootega. Apan banawoge to rona parega, paas awoge to khona parega.

SAB KUCH 2 me!!
U may b out of my NAZAR, but u not out of my DIL, u may b out of my reach but u not out of my SOCH. I may b KUCH BI NAHIN 2 u. But u'll always b SAB KUCH 2 me!!

Life brings u..
Life brings u "kabhi kushi kabhi gham", 4 how long it lasts "na tum jano na hum" but as always "hum tumhare hai sanam" & this is a fact "qayamat se qayamat thak"

Phool Phool Se Judaa
Phool Phool Se Judaa Hai Mager Kushboo Se Nahi, Tum Much Se Judaa Ho Mager Meray DIL Se Nehi!!!

Samundar nahin dekha
Aankhon mein raha dil mein uttar kar nahin dekha, kushti ke musafir ni sumundar nahin dekha.
Dil main
Dil main kissi ka dard basaya hua hai, dushman ko hum ne dost banaya hua hai
Dosti us se koi...Dosti us se koi kaisay barhana chahay, haath to haath, jo aankhain na milana chahay

Raaz-e-mohabbat
Raaz-e-mohabbat kehne walay to lakhon miltay hain , Raaz-e-mohabbat rakhne wala hum sa dekha ho to kaho

Phir uske..
Phir uske jaate hi dil sunsaan ho kar reh ghaya, Achcha bala ek shehar tha weeran ho kar reh gaya

Maine tumhare yadon..
Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya, Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye.

Bewafa
Woh bewafa hai to kiya, mut bura kaho usko, Ke jo hua sau hua, khush rakhay khuda usko.

Dil
Woh dil hi kiya tere milnay ki jo dua na kare, Main tuj ko bhool kar zinda rahoon, Khuda na kare

Hum jisse pyaar kare..
Hum jisse pyaar kare Vo kisi aur se pyaar kare,Par vo jisse pyaar kare, Bhagvaan kare Vo kisi aur se pyaar kare.

Aap ki vo..
Aap ki vo zaalim ada, mujh ko bimaar kargayi, ek baar aapne muskura kya diya, teer ko dil ke paar kargayi.

Kala
Kala kajal,Kala baadal,Kala rang kadhai ka,Ek to teri yaad satave,Duja fikar padhai ka.

Cigarette
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai Wah....Wah..

Mohabbat ka naam..
Mohabbat ka naam dekarSitam izaad kar daala Hasseeno ne jise chaahaUse barbaad kar daala

Tere Bin
Khayal ko kisi aahat ki aas rehti hai, nigah ko kisi surat ki peyas rehti hai, teray bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi, magar tere bin tabiat udaas rehti hai.

Kuch kuch hota hai
Tadpata hai dil mera jis kadarKya tera dil bhi rota haiOh jaane waali yeh to btaaKya tujeh bhi kuch kuch hota hai

Mere mooh par..
Mere mooh par kafan na dallo mere yarooMujhe aadat hai muskurane ki Meri laash ko na dafnana Mujhe umeed hai unke aane ki

Ishq par koyi zor nahi hotha
Shareefo mein koyi chor nahi hotha kavvo mein koyi mor nahi hotha naya patang ko koyi dor nahi hotha naya patang ko koyi dor nahi hotha are yaaro... ishq par koyi zor nahi hotha

Khoobsoorat Aankh
Jogi ko pyar hai apni raakh se kabaadi ko pyar hai apni khaak se Jogi ko pyar hai apni raakh se kabaadi ko pyar hai apni khaak se Jasoos ko pyar hai apni jhaakh se aur hame pyar hai aapki khoobsoorat aankh se

Teri Judaai
Teri Judaai Se Hai Duniya Ka Her Ghum Yaadain Teri, Mere Dil Ka Mur-Hum Khyalon Main Ho Tum Mere Her Dum Bus Jao Aaa Ke Dil Main Aye Hum Dum

Tumhe Khud Nahi Malum..
Tumhe Khud Nahi Malum Ke Tum Kya Ho Jaise Badlon Ke Pitche Chand Chupa Ho Inhi Adaaon Pe Hain Hum Mushter Tere Yehi Waja Hai Ke Tum Auron Se Yoon Juda Ho

Ishq ke lamhe..
Ishq ke lamhe sharaab lagte hain Kuch chehre mehtaab lagte hain Dukh itne sahe mohabbat main guzre hue Ke har lamhe hi azaab lagte hain

Kaate nahi kat te..
Kaate nahi kat te hain lamhe intezaar ke, Nazarein jama ke baithe hain raste pe yaar ke, Dil ne kaha dekhein jo jalwe husn-e-yaar ke, Layaa hai koun inko, phalak se utaar ke.

Garib aapne chopde..
Garib aapne chopde me diya jalate hai, hum jaise aashiq aap ki yaad me dil jalate hai

Ishq agar hai...
Ishq agar hai gunah to koi saza baki nahin,Magar pathar sirf wahi marega jo paapi nahin.

Intezaar
Intezaar ke lamhe sholo mein badal ne lage hai; hum unka ka intezaar karne lage hai. woh aayi nahin ab tak samay bouht hogaya hai; ab to hum ghadi se bhi sarmida ho gaye hai.

Kaisa Intezaar
Use mat dhoondho jo aapke paas nahi,kya faida uske intezaar mein jiski koi aas nahi, sirf ek baar halke se nazar utha ke to dekho, shayad koi aapki ek jhalak ke liye bekarar ho.

Pyar hai ikaraar..
Pyar hai ikaraar kar nahi paati, bina kahe bhi to rah nahi paati, kya karu is dewane dil ka bas inakaar kar nahi paati, jab chaha ikraar dil ne kaha intazar, per kaise bataye is dil se ke humko ho gaya hai pyar.

5 things guys wish girls knew - Shocking!

2007-06-22T05:11:00.000-07:00

It's fun to talk about boys. Boys with gorgeous eyes, groovy hair, cute smiles and ripped stomach muscles, Aww, yeah! But what do they say when they talk about you?
In hopes of helping girls better understand the PS2 gender--without reverting to that tired, old "inside a guy's mind" cliche--we surveyed 150 guys about a way worthy topic: you! What do guys wish you knew? We asked dozens of boys, from the oh-so sweet geeks to the campus gods, what exactly do they want you to be down with when it comes to boy-girl relations. The next few pages are full of surprising stuff most of the dudes in our survey agree on and want to share with you. We'll be waiting for you to voice your opinions regarding these boy-isms at www.girlslife.com, so feel free to take notes.

1 Calling you on the phone does not mean what you think it means.
"Please, tell me why a girl thinks calling her equals I want her to be my girlfriend," says Mikey. Blunt, but we like blunt. Mikey is in the majority when it comes to romancing the phone. Nearly every guy we talked to says he feels tons of pressure from girls when it comes to the telephone. "It's like calling a girl means I'm admitting I like her, but that's not what's up," explains Mikey. "It's more like I'm calling because I might like her. I hate calling because the next day the girl acts like she owns me. Or, if she's shy, suddenly she can barely talk to me because she's scared. It's stupid."Knowledge is power You know you're hung up on the phone if, when a guy calls, you think you have some kind of romantic upper hand. "I'm just calling because you're cute or nice or whatever," says Jordan. "If you treat me like I'm a dog just because I think you're cool enough to dial up, then you're a b-word." In other words, for a guy, it's just a phone call, not a confession of undying love. Hel-lo?

2 You are much prettier without all that makeup.
Judging from our survey, boys can't stand makeup. In fact, it seems they can't complain about it enough. Sure, they all like pretty girls, but they also have a problem with a face that looks full-on painted. And what looks painted to a guy is far less than what you might think.
"Why do girls think they need to have so much crap on their faces?" asks Billy. "Girls at my school wear all this black crap on their eyes, and their lips are, like, thick with brown goop. It's ugly. Do they really think that will get them a guy?"
Don't think we didn't set Billy straight about one thing: Not all girls apply makeup to "get them a guy." Still, it's true that lots of girls get all dolled up so they'll be attractive to the opposite sex. But the makeup thing... It's more fun than anything. Right, girls?
Knowledge is power The hated for cosmetics is no joke. One dude even tided his survey "Rodeo Clowns." Could natural-looking makeup be the best date makeup? If being hot to guys is your goal, remember that. Otherwise, it's your choice if you want to apply enough purple mascara to impair your vision. Go for it.

4 Gossiping, whispering and writing notes makes y on look beyond shallow.
"Girls are always passing notes around in class, and it's just so friggin' dumb," says Joey. "Or they'll look right at me, then whisper to each other and laugh. Do they want me to think they're talking about me? 'Cause I do. And if it's really true and they are talking about me, then that's just lame."
Rude is the word, actually, Joey. Whispering, especially with the cupped hand at your girl's ear, is just so third grade. And gossip? "When I hear one girl talk trash about another girl, it's like I can't believe it," says Dominick, "like I'm in a bad movie about how mean girls are. If I heard my friends were talking about me like that, I'd transfer schools."Knowledge is power People talk about other people. That's life. But there is a big difference between gossip and character assassinations. Not to mention, it's bad form to let anyone believe you're saying negative things about him. So, sorry to get all motherly on you, but if you absolutely must exchange information, be cool about the notes and discreet about the whispering. Oh, and do be sure that the "information" isn't going to hurt someone's feelings, OK?

5 Boys worry about what you think of their hair, skin, weight and clothes.
"My best friend is a girl, and the other day she said my hair looks exactly the same every single day," says Luis. "I couldn't believe it because some days my hair is jacked up." For the record, Luis is a cutie with great hair.
A recent nationally televised newsmagazine show had a big story about how men are the new vanity victims, and how they stress on their looks as much or more than women. But, if a guy suffers vanity, he doesn't talk about it--at least, not to girls and not as much as girls.
What we know: Guys totally think about their appearance even if they don't say it out loud. "I bad to ask my mom to take me to the dermatologist because I was breaking out on my cheeks and back," says Jay. "I couldn't stand it."
His friend Robert has a different issue: "Girls like guys with good bodies but, when I try to get six-pack abs, it never works. I just feel like I have a spare tire all the time."

Friends and lovers: a duo reveal how they keep their ten-year relationship solid as a rock!!!!!!!

2007-06-22T05:00:00.000-07:00

Angels Bassett and Courtney B. Vance are that rare celebrity couple who behave like grown-ups. And that's what makes their first book, Friends: A Love Story (Kimani Press, $24.95)--and marriage--successful, while so many other efforts by celebrity couples quickly land in the bargain bin.
Told alternately from Bassett's and Vance's point of view, the book (coauthored by Hilary Beard) reveals their secrets to building and sustaining a strong, faith-filled union. Here's a hint: It's not about what happens between the sheets; in fact, Bassett made a vow to herself not to have sex while they dated.

The two actors admit they both had plenty of baggage when they began dating in 1996, after traveling in the same circles for a decade. They first met at Yale University in the late 1980's, when both were students. Vance's image of his happy all-American family was shattered in 1990, when he was 30. Right when his star was beginning to shine--he'd just landed a starring role in the Broadway play Six Degrees of Separation--his father committed suicide. In the wake of his father's death, Vance promised his mother he would seek therapy. Over the next several years, in weekly therapy sessions, he conquered his own demons, including his fear of intimacy and his addiction to pornography. For her part, Bassett had grown up with little reason to trust the men in her life. From the time she was a preteen, Bassett had experienced unwanted sexual advances. Fortunately she had a close and trusting bond with her mother. When she was not quite 11, Bassett tearfully revealed to her that not one but two of the men her mother had dated were "feelin' on me."

Despite the sheen of the duo's celebrity, this is no glossy romantic yarn. Friends at times sounds like a straight-up conversation between a couple sitting around the kitchen table. The candor is refreshing because Bassett and Vance keep it real: Love is a wonderful thing, but it takes work. You'll see their hard work pay off in a happy ending that not even the best Hollywood minds could have scripted.

How do I look?????

2007-06-22T04:54:00.000-07:00

I DON'T tone down my look when I go to work. For me, the Tatler office, where I'm fashion director, is a place to play. I always wear hats " Philip Treacy's, inevitably. There is no other milliner. My rule of thumb is, if I'm wearing a baroque hat, I'll team it with a very simple dress. I've got another hat that's smothered with Swarovski crystals. It covers most of my face to just under my nose. Froufrou with that would never do.

But I like to show flesh. The other day, I was summoned to a magazine covers meeting and I realised I looked distinctly uncovered. I was wearing a dress laced with pink ribbons that were all coming loose. It was as if my bosoms were on a plate. Nell Gwyn, Charles II's mistress, is my all-time style icon. I love her necklines. Alexander McQueen's are great, too: he knows how to simultaneously flaunt and contain a bosom. I've got a white balloon- shaped dress of his that has a beautiful corset.
I love white: it stinks of luxury, I suppose because you have to take it to the dry cleaners so often. Or I'll wear a very, very strict 1940s- style suit. I'm very highly strung, like a racehorse, and always dashing about, so I need a silhouette that won't catch in a car door. I'm just as practical about getting dressed in the mornings: it takes me a second. But this practicality is mixed with sensuality.
My hair might not look like Nell Gwyn's, but it's naturally curly. No, frizzy. If it hasn't been straightened, I look like I've climbed out of a haystack. Make-up has the same effect. I wear pale foundation, false eyelashes " slightly shorter ones than Barbara Cartland's " and lashings of mascara. I adore glitter on eyelids. But lipstick's the important thing. It's got to be matt as I smoke so much. I often wear a hot pink shade similar to the one I've created for MAC, which was inspired by a bougainvillea I saw while staying with my friend, Bryan Ferry " the world's most stylish person " in St Barts. Shove it on and your mouth feels like a sexual creature.
If I were to improve my appearance I'd wear a brace: my teeth are hideous. And I'd get rid of my under-eye bags. It pains me to say so, but I'm ugly. I know that's subjective, so perhaps I should say instead that I'm striking. My face is like a Plantagenet portrait. But I like my figure " especially in a severe 1940s suit. A lot of women think it's all right to slop about in baggy trousers. It might sound schoolmarmish, but, frankly, that's not good enough.

Special Friends!!!!!!!!!!

2007-06-22T04:28:00.000-07:00

When Englishman John White set forth, armed with a sketchbook, to help found the colony of Virginia in 1585, Sir Walter Raleigh implored him, "Drawe to liefe all strange birds beastes fishes plantes hearbes ... the figures and shapes of men and women in their apparel." And so he did. White's impressively detailed watercolor images became the first anthropological depictions of Native Americans, singularly shaping European views of the New World for centuries to come. They include in-depth scenes of Algonquin Indians hunting, fishing, praying and dancing, as well as portraits of individuals. In one, a jovial chief, adorned with beads, elaborate tattoos and a woven wrap, holds a tall bow; in another, a man with feather earrings sits on a mat across from a woman preparing meat. White even portrayed what has become one of the foremost traditions of American life: a barbecue grill.

White's works have rarely been seen in recent times. They are exceedingly fragile, and were almost lost in a 19th-century fire. But they are currently making a rare and enthralling appearance at the British Museum, which owns them, in "A New World: England's First View of America".