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English Funny Sayariesss
Internet Dating
One good thing about internet dating: you're guaranteed to click with whomever you meet.
Being Affectionate
My girlfriend told me, I should be more Affectionate, so i got two more Girlfriends
Alarm Clock
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Love Thy Neighbor
LOVE THY NEIGHBOR .... BUT DON'T GET CAUGHT !!!
Nobody
Im Nobody, and Nobody is perfect...therefore im PERFECT ;-)
I Am The Boss
I am the Boss in this House and I have my wife's permission to say so.
Blonde Twins
Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?
A: Double-dumb
Obituaries
Q: Where do you look for blonde's obituaries?
A: Under "Home Improvements"
If You Need
If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
Secret
In my search for the truth, I had become a lie. Perhaps some secret should remain secret.
Pessimists
Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back
Minds Like Parachute
Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open
Reliance
Don"t marry an AIRTEL woman they say "touch tomorrow"
Don"t marry a BSNL woman thay have "connection all over india"
Don"t marry a HUTCH woman bcoze "where ever u go their network follows"
Don"t marry an IDEA woman bcoze "an idea can change her life"
So marry an RELIANCE woman bcoze "u buy one & get another free"
Payment
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want
God Made...
God made worms and God made faggots, God made U a STUPID Faggot
Y?
Y a man carryz his wife's photo in d wallet?
COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i
can handle anything!
It's Funny
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Revenge
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her
Secret of Marriage
The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.
I Love UUU
I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !
Ur Mmmaster piece Brain!
Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves- the left & the right. The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.
You!!!
You = cute ; You = hot ; You = sweet ; You = intelligent ; You = amazing ; You = perfect ; Me = liar
You Have Been...
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been........... a headache !
At The End
There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.
Dream makes
Dream makes all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful, Smile makes all the above work possible. So, always BRUSH YOUR TEETH !
Astrology
A frog telephoned an astrologer and was told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you."
The frog said, "That's great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," said the astrologer, "Next term -- in her biology class
Heaven
Heaven is when U have a German car,
American salary,
Chinese food & Indian wife.
Hell is when car is Chinese,
food is German,
wife is American and salary Indian.!!!
Wanna see u
Hi am trying to see u. i want to meet u. i want to talk to u seriously. but
wat to do? this stupid gatekeeper is asking me ticket to enter the zoo.
911
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche
Death is the...
Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last!
Thats enough about me
Those innocent eyes
Those kissable lips
A great smile
Da perfect walk
Smoothest talk
Absolutely gorgeous
Thats enough about me
How r u?
4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN
4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN
1)dogs obey wen u shout @ dem
2)dogs dont shop
3)u can giv away ur dogs children
4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!
More Like Me
U're Attractive
Gorgeous
Sexy
Intelligent
Smart
Charming
Sophisticated
Fit
Kind & Generous
In fact you're
becoming more like
me everyday!
Drunk
Im not under d affluence of alcohol as some tinkle peep. I'm not half as hunk as u drink. I fool so feeblish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get.
The World Needs You
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty. so the world needs YOU after all!
Ugly
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY
try again
again
maybe you are
just not sexy?
one more time
hey don't force it ugly!!!
How do you like your eggs?
How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?
Men & Mobiles
Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
A woman's period
What is similar to a woman's period?
Ur salary - coz it comes once a month, last about 5 to 6 day and if it doesn't come it means u r in deep trouble.
Whilst Driving
Do u ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than u is an idiot and everyone driving faster than u is a maniac?
Wife's Birthday
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
The Moon
I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I'd rather look at the moon again..
Office Excuse
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
My Wife
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you really messed up my life...
Roses r red...
Roses r red, violets r blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are u.
But da roses r wilting, da violets r dead, da sugar bowl's empty and so is ur head!
Tuck Me In Bed
If I told you that you remind me of my mom, would you tuck me in bed tonight?
Nintendo
I'm sweet like sugar, soft like suede, but unlike Nintendo, I never get played.
Chinese
Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is Chinese.
Phillips
Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
Tigger
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
Elephant & the naked man
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing
Dog
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog
Longest Sentence
The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
FLATTERED?
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are
blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.
OTHERS
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
One-liners
Why are all the dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men will understand them.
One good thing about internet dating: you're guaranteed to click with whomever you meet.
Being Affectionate
My girlfriend told me, I should be more Affectionate, so i got two more Girlfriends
Alarm Clock
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Love Thy Neighbor
LOVE THY NEIGHBOR .... BUT DON'T GET CAUGHT !!!
Nobody
Im Nobody, and Nobody is perfect...therefore im PERFECT ;-)
I Am The Boss
I am the Boss in this House and I have my wife's permission to say so.
Blonde Twins
Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials?
A: Double-dumb
Obituaries
Q: Where do you look for blonde's obituaries?
A: Under "Home Improvements"
If You Need
If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
Secret
In my search for the truth, I had become a lie. Perhaps some secret should remain secret.
Pessimists
Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back
Minds Like Parachute
Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open
Reliance
Don"t marry an AIRTEL woman they say "touch tomorrow"
Don"t marry a BSNL woman thay have "connection all over india"
Don"t marry a HUTCH woman bcoze "where ever u go their network follows"
Don"t marry an IDEA woman bcoze "an idea can change her life"
So marry an RELIANCE woman bcoze "u buy one & get another free"
Payment
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want
God Made...
God made worms and God made faggots, God made U a STUPID Faggot
Y?
Y a man carryz his wife's photo in d wallet?
COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i
can handle anything!
It's Funny
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Revenge
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her
Secret of Marriage
The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.
I Love UUU
I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !
Ur Mmmaster piece Brain!
Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves- the left & the right. The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.
You!!!
You = cute ; You = hot ; You = sweet ; You = intelligent ; You = amazing ; You = perfect ; Me = liar
You Have Been...
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been........... a headache !
At The End
There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.
Dream makes
Dream makes all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful, Smile makes all the above work possible. So, always BRUSH YOUR TEETH !
Astrology
A frog telephoned an astrologer and was told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you."
The frog said, "That's great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," said the astrologer, "Next term -- in her biology class
Heaven
Heaven is when U have a German car,
American salary,
Chinese food & Indian wife.
Hell is when car is Chinese,
food is German,
wife is American and salary Indian.!!!
Wanna see u
Hi am trying to see u. i want to meet u. i want to talk to u seriously. but
wat to do? this stupid gatekeeper is asking me ticket to enter the zoo.
911
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche
Death is the...
Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last!
Thats enough about me
Those innocent eyes
Those kissable lips
A great smile
Da perfect walk
Smoothest talk
Absolutely gorgeous
Thats enough about me
How r u?
4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN
4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN
1)dogs obey wen u shout @ dem
2)dogs dont shop
3)u can giv away ur dogs children
4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!
More Like Me
U're Attractive
Gorgeous
Sexy
Intelligent
Smart
Charming
Sophisticated
Fit
Kind & Generous
In fact you're
becoming more like
me everyday!
Drunk
Im not under d affluence of alcohol as some tinkle peep. I'm not half as hunk as u drink. I fool so feeblish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get.
The World Needs You
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty. so the world needs YOU after all!
Ugly
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY
try again
again
maybe you are
just not sexy?
one more time
hey don't force it ugly!!!
How do you like your eggs?
How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?
Men & Mobiles
Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
A woman's period
What is similar to a woman's period?
Ur salary - coz it comes once a month, last about 5 to 6 day and if it doesn't come it means u r in deep trouble.
Whilst Driving
Do u ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than u is an idiot and everyone driving faster than u is a maniac?
Wife's Birthday
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
The Moon
I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I'd rather look at the moon again..
Office Excuse
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
My Wife
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you really messed up my life...
Roses r red...
Roses r red, violets r blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are u.
But da roses r wilting, da violets r dead, da sugar bowl's empty and so is ur head!
Tuck Me In Bed
If I told you that you remind me of my mom, would you tuck me in bed tonight?
Nintendo
I'm sweet like sugar, soft like suede, but unlike Nintendo, I never get played.
Chinese
Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is Chinese.
Phillips
Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
Tigger
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
Elephant & the naked man
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing
Dog
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog
Longest Sentence
The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
FLATTERED?
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are
blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.
OTHERS
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
One-liners
Why are all the dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men will understand them.
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